I recently had the opportunity to be interviewed by myself, and me decided to take I up on the opportunity. This despite the fact that me only wanted to speak to us -- ? -- on the subject of Children of the Corn: Runaway, the recently-released fauxquel that marks #9 in the series. Or #10 if you count the remake.
We'll get into that below, among other things.
Q: Hi, Bryant!
A: Uh ... hi.
Q: Thanks for taking my call!
A: *sigh* You bet, man. Happy to ... uh ... yeah, happy to do it.
Q: So my first question is this: Children of the Corn: Runaway was released onto VOD services on Tuesday, March 13, 2018, which -- let me consult my calendar here and make sure this is correct -- uh-huh, yeah ... which was LAST Tuesday. It is now March 20, 2018. So my question is: why did it take you a full week to watch a new Stephen King movie?
A: I'm not sure anybody cares what the answer to that is, but I can answer it.
Q: Well, don't let me stop you.
A: Right. Well, see, I bought the Blu-ray, which...
Q: You bought this on motherfucking Blu-ray?!?